February 2009
21 posts
It's funny cause it's true
AntiKris: you are a bitch. god I just vomited
Her: hahahahaha!
AntiKris: OOF
Her: [redacted] looked pretty sexy too!
AntiKris: It's a trifecta of awful
Her: I have long been trying to find a picture of [redacted] to get you with
AntiKris: OOOF.
AntiKris: that motha fucker cant afford the internet
Her: good thing [redacted] is too much of a loser to have a computer
AntiKris: We are dating FAIL. We thought they were hot shit! WTF?!
--Who the hell are you? Julia Allison? Shut the fuck up.
“I think I need a bra for my back”
– Anon AntiKris
Oh hey!
frangry:
You spelled “in correctly” incorrectly. You fucking idiot.
call the waaambulance.
Groups That Are Bullshit:
fusioned:
weh8u:
fusioned:
-The United Nations
-Amnesty International
-American College of Obstetricians and Gynecologists
You are so god damn hip.
Not as hip as a dude using numbers in place of letters. I’m still reaching for that rainbow.
You have a long way to go my friend.
Groups That Are Bullshit:
fusioned:
-The United Nations
-Amnesty International
-American College of Obstetricians and Gynecologists
You are so god damn hip.
What I've Never Realized Until I Lost My...
jessicachu:
My schedule is dependent on my BlackBerry. And without it, I will miss my classes.
Thank you for linking us to your post made just before this one. I know this may be hard to believe, but not everyone is as incredibly dense as you.
Top 15 Trends Seen at New York Fashion Week →
frangry:
Leopard/cat prints
Over the knee boots
Cut outs
Fur
Saturated jewel tones
Winter chiffon
Red
Goddess draping
Slouchy but tailored coats
Pale/neutral tones
Bolero jackets
Maxi dresses
Bodysuits
Convertible outerwear
Puffy sleeves
16.)Burnt-out drunks with no fashion sense
To all these Bitches trynna be me -
hiphop-honey:
THAT’S DEAD. I’ve been calling myself Illa since January 2006 so all you little stans that are running around with the nickname I dubbed myself in the beginning of 06 - Well you’ve been running around with my cock in yo mouth for quite some time my dear >:]
I highly doubt Bitches [with a capital B, nice touch] trynna be you… If anything, your existence should be a motivator...
growingup:
charlottefive:
McDonalds or Burger King?
Burger King, unless we’re talking chicken nuggets, then McDonalds.
Better stock up on both, you loo quite emaciated, cheekz!
Good fucking god. Really? This is so stupid it's... →
antikris:
frangry:
“Not sure why Marisa was at the Oscars” –juliaallison
Well lover, when you make a career out of giving shitty dating advice and all you have to talk about is your shiny, shiny shoes…you dont really pay attention to anything else in the world. Or at least that’s my take on things. xxAntiKris
Yes, it’s so refreshing to read all your whiny, drunk posts instead.
ok fbrt isn't funny anymore. what a shame.
(via tiffanyblews)
Maybe you should take off those fake glasses and venture out into the sun every once in a while.
